Things you would never know without the movies
- During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
- When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
- All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off.
- A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
- Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
- If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts
- your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
- All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying beside her.
- All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
- The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place - noone will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.
- Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who istheir polar opposite.
- The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
- It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.
- It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
- Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
- Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired.
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